OK, here's what the email said (note the poor English, as usual):
Airport Storage and Cargo Unit
Kansas City International Airport601 Brasilia Ave, Kansas City, MO 64153, United States
ATTENTION:Notice On Your Package reg #: JG1N8875BS
In view of your inability to receive your package reg #:
JG1N8875BS originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency foreign
payment service Seattle. This package in a metal box valued 2,316,000USD (Two
Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen thousand United States dollars) arrived at
Kansas City International Airport via Delta Airlines flight no.DL 9182.
The agency Foreign payment service Seattle staff came and
applied for the release of this package for delivery to your address but has
since not shown up.
I am writing to inform you that we have intercepted and
investigated the said package and investigations proved the legitimacy and that
the package was initially scheduled for delivery to you, you are therefore
advised to make contact with Mr. David Beardsley, All American Courier, llc
Director of Delivery to recover your package and deliver it to you. email is:
Note that this notice serves as our last recovery notice
to you as the grace day given to you has expired and we shall begin to charge
$20.00 for each day the package stays in our custody, you are therefore advised
make move to recover your or we will be compelled to list your package as an
unclaimed and maybe forfeited and moved to the United States Treasury Department
for holding.
Best regards,
Brian R. Adams, Director,Airport Storage and Cargo Unit
Kansas City International Airport.
As a side note, there is a way to track flights and flight numbers, so I checked DL9182. Delta, from what I can tell last used that number 9 years ago on a flight from Atlanta to Pittsburgh. The contact email address is a Philippines address and a review of the internet routing of the item indicates it may have originated in Russia. 'Nuff said.